In September

Dear Constant Reader,

You will have THREE (so far) chances to see me perform in September.

First up is The Teaseday Club on Tuesday, September 2nd. I’ll be performing my newest act, The Faerie Queen, and an act to be chosen by you, my Constant Reader. Get your pick in by midnight tonight! And buy your tickets before midnight and save $5.

Betty Blaize, Scratch, and I will be appearing at The House of Mood in Pawtucket, RI on September 13th. I don’t have the details yet, but I’ll certainly let you know.

Here’s a special bonus: on Tuesday, September 23rd, B.A.B.E. is presenting a Student Showcase! You’ll see students from the current Burlesque Your Way class present their creations, plus some alumnae coming back to strut their stuff.

And of course, I’ll be performing at The New York Burlesque Festival on Thursday, September 25th at The Bell House. Don’t forget to nominate me for the “I Woke Up Like This” Golden Pastie award!

M2

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Teasing Teaseday

Dear Constant Reader,

First things first: please nominate me for the New York Burlesque Festival’s “I Woke Up Like This” Golden Pastie award! Nominations are open until August 29th and you can vote once per device.


I will be performing at The Teaseday Club on Tuesday, September 2nd. And I am going to give YOU, my constant reader, the ability to choose one of my acts! Some of my most popular acts are listed here on my website. Just comment on this post with the one you want to see and I’ll go with the majority vote*! I’ll give you until Tuesday the 26th to express your preference.

And don’t forget to buy your tickets in my name. They’re only $10 if you buy them by August 26th (that’s next Tuesday).

M2
* Subject to reality, approval by the producer, &c.

Published in: on 21 August 2014 at 11:10 am  Comments (2)  
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Last Chance!

Dear Constant Reader,

Today is your last change to vote for me for The MacGyver Award Golden Pastie! No silly promises today, just that I’m thrilled and delighted to be nominated. Almost as thrilled and delighted as I am to perform my Tribute to April March, The First Lady of Burlesque Thursday night at the 10th New York Burlesque Festival!

Published in: on 24 September 2012 at 11:48 am  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

Today’s tip comes from my good friend, master costumer Rae Bradbury-Enslin, the one who taught me most of my costume MacGyver tricks.

If someone is close enough to see a mistake in your costume and comment on it, they’re close enough to punch in the nose.

P.S. And don’t forget to vote for me for The MacGyver Award !

Published in: on 21 September 2012 at 10:00 am  Comments (1)  
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More Campaigning

Dear Constant Reader,

Remember that I fought tirelessly for the Personal Pastie Protection Amendment and will always support your right to wear pasties.

Vote for me for The MacGyver Award!

Published in: on 20 September 2012 at 9:43 am  Leave a Comment  
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Yet Another Promise

Dear Constant Reader,

I suppose I should make at least one Golden Pastie campaign promise related to the award itself:

If I win, I will petition venues to keep multiple colors of duct tape in the dressing room, including leopard-print.

Vote for me for The MacGyver Award!

Published in: on 19 September 2012 at 9:56 am  Leave a Comment  
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More Promises

Dear Constant Reader,

Here’s another Golden Pastie campaign promise:

I am a proud one-percenter. When I finish an act, only 1% of my body will be covered by a costume.

Vote for me for The MacGyver Award!

Published in: on 18 September 2012 at 9:00 am  Leave a Comment  
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Promises, Promises

Dear Constant Reader,

I promised that if I was nominated for a Golden Pastie Award, I would make campaign promises. And I always keep my promises. Here’s the first one:

If I win, I will leak to the media racy photographs of myself in compromising positions.

Vote for me for The MacGyver Award!

Published in: on 17 September 2012 at 8:52 am  Leave a Comment  
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Almost Golden

Dear Constant Reader,

Thanks to you, I have been nominated for a Golden Pastie Award! Let me tell you, it’s an honor just to be nominated, especially since this is my first New York Burlesque Festival.

If you would, now please vote for me for The MacGyver Award (For the performer who can fix any costume malfunction anytime, anywhere, and with anything). I’ve got some really stiff competition — there are some talented and clever ladies on the list! You only need to vote once.

With your help, I can bring home that coveted Pastie!

Published in: on 11 September 2012 at 10:18 am  Comments (1)  
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